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Jimbo, speaking of exotic species invasions, you wouldn't believe how many times I come home only to find that my garage has been invaded by less-than-exotic Snarf and Mac species (rhymes with "feces"). These pests have been known to absolutely devastate resident beer populations, while littering the entire area with waste (ie. cigarette butts, bottle caps and empties).
These exotic species come in two varieties, the 'green snarfalicious coli" and the "black clostridium waynomacius", both of which are able to infiltrate even the most secure location in their quest of yeast-altered hops products and other mood-enhancing compounds.
I think your offer of duct tape may come in handy as the Snarf may need to make emergency repairs to his lawn chair at some point during the opener, when his long, yeast-altered hops product winter imbibement makes lawn chair support somewhat tenuous, and for by-standers, downright dangerous. Duct tape may be the answer, as his state will most likely prohibit the use of tools, other than his teeth.
The duct tape might also come in handy for face-application (in the case of the Snarf) late at night as the Snarf does tend to resonate like a chainsaw without a muffler, thereby preventing others from attaining restiveness. I strongly suspect that this behaviour is a direct result of yeast-altered hops product overuse/abuse.
I would like to take the opportunity to remind yon Snarfster that possession is nine-tenths of the law, and the Mux is most definitely in possession of not only the weight record, but also the plaque (which is considered to be the Mecca of bragging rights). Any comeback to this statement of fact would be considered "lame" and/or "pithy" as one cannot change history to suit one's current needs.
I remain, respectfully yours,
Mux (aka "Weight King", "Wielder of the Plaque")
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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?
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