BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! [Diabolical Dr. Evil Laughter]
If you Poor Married Buggers [PMB's] aren't careful, and keep spending so much time on this website - wait, let me rephrase that - if you aren't careful, and get
caught spending so much time on this website, you won't be calling it the "Beg and Brag Board" any more ....
Oh no.
.... you'll be calling it the "
I must "Beg to Shag Board."
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Gentleman, Dr. Piton
feels your pain .....
{guffaw} [Excuse me while I clean up the beer that just came spurting out of my nose]
What can I say? Some chicks "get us", and some chicks don't. And you aforementioned PMB's are acutely aware of which kind of chick you are married to.
I, too, was once married to a woman unsympathetic to the finer pursuits in life. And despite the fact that the year before I married her [I chased her til she caught me] I logged 15,000
miles travelling to and from caving destinations, for whatever reason, she thought she could "change me". However, love is about acceptance - not necessarily "approval," but definitely about "acceptance" - not about trying to change someone to become what you want them to be. She just never "got me".
At any rate, my
Post-Divorce Renaissance began in 1995, and I can go fishing whenever I want. And I can even look at pictures of naked girls on the internet, too. So there.
Now if my ex-wife were to read this post, and to respond not in her usual way [a letter from her lawyer to my lawyer, which costs me a hundred bucks just for him to open the damn thing - sheesh] but rather were to write a note, she would most likely write something like this.
Please click here to read
Dr. Piton's Ex-Wife RANT. [Note: When you read this
RANT, please substitute the word "fishing" for the word "climbing"]
And on a more serious note, if you would like to read about what unconditional love and acceptance
really means, I would invite you to read
Dr. Piton's Christmas Message of Love, Forgiveness, and Hope.
'T'is the season, eh?
Have a Merry one!
Cheers,
Pete