The Magic Bus is scheduled to depart NewTown at approximately 10:00am, ETA in the Boonies is approximately 11:00am.
Please ensure that all carry-on baggage is assembled prior to bus arrival as per previous years. Snarf would like you to bring something frilly.
We are assuming that there is an ample supply of firewood in Sticksville?
ETA to the promised land is tentatively scheduled for 1:00pm, the first beer will be inbibed at approximately 1:00:30pm.
Lastly, please polish the trophy for the handing-over ceremony to take place this weekend.
[b]'TIS THE YEAR OF THE MUX!!! [/b](again)