Sheldon wrote:
Two Bear Hunters
Two men went bear hunting.Grizz and The walleyed Assasin. While Grizz stayed in the cabin, the Assasin went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, The Assasin dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as the Assasin reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The Assasin jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to Grizz inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
LOL
Sheldon
and then the bear takes one look at me and right away knows im not the mountin man a bear wants to fool with so he sets his sights on sheldon, he looks up and sees shendons furry hat, and his furry mittens, and his funny smile he instantly falls in love gets sheldon in the corner, so what could I do ? the only thing any decent pal would do I excused myself, closed the door quietly and let the two lovers have the cabin , Now. you guys do know Sheldon still wears that furry hat, and thouse furry mittens, and he still has that goofy smile, he just hasnt been right ever since it was a long winter but come spring the bear left sheldon for a panther up in the high country and sheldon took up wearing pink too-too's
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