Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized the fourth guy has not said a
word.
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 4:30 AM. When it went off,
I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or a little lovin'."
and she said,
"Wear a sweater."
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