mux - walleyes only wrote:
The Walleyes Only Crew has found that there is a distinct, irrefutable and scientifically reproducable correlation (most likely biochemically-based), that Mux-Urine(TM) is an effective and consitent attractant for the aquatic species, Stizostedium Vitreum, namely the Walleye or Pickerel.
Our extensive research and field testing over many years has indicated, and statistical analysis has proven, that until Mux urinates in the lake, irregardless of temperature, wind direction, wave height, time of year, etc., fish are not caught by those in the Walleyes Only smokercraft. It is for this reason and this reason alone that Mux is situated in the bow of the boat.
As a caveat, it should be noted that bail buckets negate this formula, all Mux-Urine(TM) application must be performed from a standing position and must land directly in the lake. Urine receptacles upset the balance of the biochemical make-up of Mux-Urine(TM) due to the leaching of petroleum by-products inherent in plastic containers, coupled with the corrosive nature of Mux-Urine(TM).
The quality of the urine is of major importance. The biochemical composition must comprise of specific amino-acid ratios in order to be effective. The only successful formulation that we have found to date is a combination of red meat and fermented grain distillates.
Positioning is key, as stated earlier, Mux must sit in the bow of the boat in order to attain proper height to allow for maximum dispersion of the attractant and also to ensure that the application device does not come into contact with the actual lake surface.
When employed, ensure that the attractant is released in 250-400mL doses from the proper height for maximum dispersal. Foaming at the water surface is desirable. I should add that this attractant does not work in ice-fishing situations, as has been proven on many occasions by my use of Snarfy's hole as a laboratory setting.
I am willing to offer, for a limited time, this proven product to those that want to experience walleye fishing success. I would suggest that for maximum effectiveness, when ordering Mux-Urine(TM) online, that you forward copious quantities of red meat and fermented grain distillates along with your urine order to ensure product quality. All product will be shipped in sterile, glass containers to ensure that bail-bucket plastic leaching does not affect the formulation. Colour is not a factor in effectiveness, and will vary according to the time of manufacture. Free refills are offered on a lifetime basis at both the Opener (known as the Mux and Mac Opening Weekend) and at the Fall Get-Together (known as the Mux and Mac Weekend).
Thanks for your time, hope I didn't piss anyone off. If I did, well, you owe me money.
[b]now that was a most informative, and information filled post... i am glad to see someone else has caught on to , the bubbly urine secret that myself and past fishing partner (now deceased over 25yrs) picked up on many many yrs ago.... it is a rare person who can take a wizz in the water and immediatly attrack fish to the area but also makes them crazy to bite anything moving in the water nearby...(may this be a warning to those of you who are overerly endowed and tempted to try this).. i hope your bussiness takes off... it has been so many yrs since my pal passed away and to this day i never found another partner who could duplicate this feat... if i were you i would insure your man, for mega bucks, and make sure he sees a good kidney specialist at least twice a yr....my pal used to say his secret was eating hot raw spanish onions and drinking beer thru a straw that allowed the proper build up of bubbles acid and a scent unlike any i have ever smelled before...if you are fishing this weekend on sun and you see me and my pal, in a ranger vs 206 please pass by close and say hello and have your appointed pisser throw a wiz in our area.. you are onto a great find my friend... best of luck in your marketing of it.... gentlemen get your orders in fast to this man.... them ole wally eyes do not stand a chance when there is a perfect pisser on the water
good luck
ole 9er....]
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