|
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great. Nothing in the aforementioned wish shall be so construed as to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only country of significance in the Western Hemisphere. All wishes are wished without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference (or lack of the above) of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. No promise is expressed or implied by the wisher to actually implement any such wish by herself or himself or others. This wish is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
_________________
Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?
For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN
|
Login
Register
FAQ
Search
