For Sale : One Used Brother-in-Law

mux - walleyes only · **Posted:** Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:14 pm

I have for sale one heavily used, rather portly, obnoxious brother-in-law who is unable to catch fish.

Comes with disgustingly filthy survival suit (XXXL) and assorted derelict tackle. Handy in any situation where an excuse is needed for poor performance, lack of results, etc.

High maintenance, requires constant top-up of fluids and vapors. Cannot drive a boat (constantly pulling to the right), yet is a full-time passenger seat critic while on the road. Prone to obsene gestures and suggestions. Flatulent (hence the filthy survival suit, I would suspect).

At times kinda sucky when beer supply is low. Able to procure beer when required (often illegally from the unsuspecting). Useless in a kitchen.

Still looking for good points, will report when found.

Make offer. Any offer.

Pinch · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 9

mux - walleyes only wrote:

Make offer. Any offer.

I've got an old left show and a slightly eaten carrot that my 2 year old daughter just dropped on the floor?? Deal?? :lol:

walleyed assassin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:14 am

Whew! that was close..I thought my brother in law was on here complaining about me... :o Gary

mux - walleyes only · **Posted:** Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:10 am

Deal, walleyed assassin for a half-eaten carrot and an old shoe. Will arrange transfer payment through PayPal to Walleyed Assassin's brother-in-law. Always glad to broker a deal (particulary for unwanted items of dubious value).

I still have a brother-in-law for sale or lease, terms negotiable/non-refundable (he doesn't like carrots).

Got a used chew-toy? Last weeks paper? Stanley20footer's prescription?
All offers considered.

snarfy · **Posted:** Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:39 pm

Hey Mux,
I waited untill you went home from work to respond. See us management guys stay at work longer, work harder, talk softer and look better than you Medical type. I will take this fight out to the lake and give you a chance to catch one of those things you talk about catching but we seldom see [walleye]
As far as the half eaten shoe offer is concerned, I recommend you hold out for better . That duck tape Jimbo offered last year was a resonable offer in its day.
Bus arrives and departs 4:30am Sharp!!!

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