Quinte Fishing

Harry and Wulf,
Totally funny guys. I copied and pasted this from another site.

I wish to extol the virtues of my Garmin eTrex Vista handheld GPS unit, with mapping, tracking, backlighting and many other features.. I use it not only for summer/winter fishing butI have found another application, equally important. For the past several years , I have found it invaluable in guiding me from my bed to the bathroom and back to my bed for my more and more frequent nocturnal callings. Since Clinton had S.A. disabled , the 3 meter WAAS enabled accuracy gets me there and back, almost unerringly, without having to turn the lights on and wake the little lady. Though it would seem that this courtesy is not fully appreciated, as she not only continues to complain about the seat being left up, but claims I am misusing the sink, bathtub and occasionally the clothes hamper. It seems that no matter how accurate the system is, someone will always want greater accuracy. Although, I must admit she is happier since the Selective Availability was turned off. She claims I was all over the house and immediate neighborhood prior to that event and she is eternally grateful to Bill for what might be his crowning, if not only, achievement. She claims there are far fewer damp spots on the carpet, for which I am inclined to believe the aging dog is responsible. She maintains that the neighbors are happier also. This condition, I claim is due to my machismo and charismatic personality. She believes it is due to fewer dead/dying shrubs and far less yellow snow. Oh well, the little lady is just a contrarian by nature.