Couldn't pass these up without sharing!
*Two "MORONS" go Fishing. They catch a lot of fish & return to the shore.
1st MORON: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish!
2nd MORON: Yes! I made an "X" on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
1st MORON: You Idiot! HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'LL GET THE SAME BOAT?
**A van was stopped by a Game Warden along the Trent River last APRIL with two+ buckets of Walleye. The Game Warden asked the man, Do you have a SPECIFIC license to KILL those fish?" The man replied to the Game
Warden, "NO SIR. These are my pet fish. "Pet Fish?" the warden replied.
"Yes, Sir. EVERY NIGHT I take these here fish down to the RIVER and let
them swim around for a while. I whistle, and they jump back into their buckets after meeting new friends, and I's take em home." "THAT'S A BUNCH OF HUEY! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the Game Warden for a moment and then said, "Here I'll show you. It REALLY works." "O.K. I've GOT to SEE THIS!" The Game Warden was curious. The man poured the Walleye back into the TRENT RIVER, and stood and waited. After a several minutes, the Game Warden turned to the man and said,"Well?" " When are you going to call them back?" the Game Warden Prompted."Call Who Back?"the man asked. "THE WALLEYES!" "WHAT WALLEYES?" he replied.
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