Grizzly is walking along the bay of quinte and he was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "God, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the God said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." Grizzly said, "Build a bridge accross the Length of the Bay of quinte so I can drive over anytime I want to and keep my eye on my hot spots"
God said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the bay! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
Grizz thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. Here is my wish: I would like to know how to make a woman happy.
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Get up here Chuck the fish are not biting.
sheldon
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