It was march and Grizzly and Walleyed Assasin decide they are gunna get a big buck this year. Grizzly says " how bout we learn that doe matin call and we wear a doe suit. Walleyed Assasin agrees and they practice until the opener. They go to a field and they zip up their suit. Walleyed Assasin is the head and Grizzly the back. Walleyed Assasin starts callin and this big 12 pointer shows up.
" oh crap " Grizzly says.
" what is wrong?" says the Assasin
"The zipper is stuck what we gunna do? "
" I'm gunna eat grass but Grizzly ya might wanna brace yourself for impact!"
LOL.
Sheldon