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*Will I Live to see 80?*
Here's something to think about.
Grizzly recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned fifty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?''No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a Lots of girlfriends?'
'No,' I said..
He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a darn?
LOL
Sheldon
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