Quinte Fishing

For Sale

One rather large, obnoxious brother-in-law. Answers to "Snarfy", although purchasing party has the right to rename. Able to consume vast quantities of brewed and grown substances, frequently flatulent (both ends). Requires frequent refuelling. Loud Sleeper.

Has McGiver-like qualities, able to build you a downrigger from a paper clip and pocket lint. Drives boat without complaint. Can catch fish, just can't clean them worth a damn. Good roller. Experienced backseat driver.

Will accept interesting trades. Please reply before May Opener.

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

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A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work

Patio is still up for trade, I'd take Snarfy in an instant, he is a first class mate. You get dennis as an add on this year, his warranty has expired but he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Tell you what Muxie, throw in the doll and we got a deal.

Jimbo, I'm most disappointed that Patio Furniture hasn't got into the late November Fall Get-Together fray.

We're relying on you to get his ass onto the bored and to get him to post his 35cents worth (with Patio, 2 cents just aint enough).

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN