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 Post subject: Mux Urine For Sale
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:59 am 
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Proven attractant for the aquatic species, Stizostedium Vitreum, commonly known as the Walleye, or Pickerel.

Carefully formulated from only the choicest cuts of barbequed red meat and copious quantities of grain-based distilled products, Mux urine has proven itself over a decade of real-life field testing to attract Walleye like no other attractant.

Mux Urine is shipped in sterile glass 1L containers. This amazing natural product is simply poured from the bow of the boat in increments of 250mL per 2 hour interval for maximum effectiveness. Pour that pee and watch the rods bend.

Don't be fooled by imitators, only Mux urine is Mux urine.

Available in varying shades of clear to yellow, depending on time of manufacture.

This amazing semi-environmentally friendly product can be yours for only $9.95 per one liter bottle, but.........act now and I'll throw in a second bottle for free. That's right, you read it right, that's $20 worth of proven Mux Urine for only $20!!!!!!

As an added bonus, with your purchase of Mux Urine, I'll throw in FREE lifetime fills of your Mux Urine bottle. These free refills are available only in Late November at the Fall Get-Together or on the Mux 'n Mac's Weekend, commonly referred to as the May Opener.

Act now as quantities are, well, unlimited.

(Please read instructions carefully, corrosive product, may produce skin irritation and/or rash, do not ingest)

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For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN


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 Post subject: mux
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:56 pm 
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I laughed so hard I pissed my pants Muxie! Looks like I have some inventory if you need it. Jimbo juice is now available.

Great post buddy.

Jimbo


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:58 pm 
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I don't get out fishing as much as I used to. How's the stuff work for deer hunting? Does it bring in the does? Get the bucks snorting angry?
Let me know, I may take some for my deer camp in November.

Mux - You're a freak! 8O


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:04 am 
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It doesn't stain the boat does it 8O

When I was younger I pee'd over my boots now I pee all over my boots :oops:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:47 pm 
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Ok, I asked you all to stop,but did you hear me? NO! Now look at what you have all done. Mux is selling his product [PISS] on E-Bay and you will see that his stock is currently on back order until November.
When I tell you to stop encouraging the animals I mean it. Please stop or Mux is in your boat this fall!!!
Snarfy


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 Post subject: Mux pee
PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:09 pm 
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piss on that Snarfy... he is all yours. LOL

Jimbo


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