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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:53 am 
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Location: Gone fishin, I'll be back for Deer/Moose season
Best way to cook a bird.....the GRIZZ COOKBOOK.......

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


Catcher was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, "The turkey I bred had six legs!"
His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, "What about the taste?"
Catcher said with a long-drawn face, "Do you think it is so easy to catch it?"

Happy thanksgiving everyone

Sheldon

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Great Fishermen are not born, They have to spend a lifetime neglecting other things to get that way!!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:49 pm 
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Location: Wellington Ontario
LMAO........... finely sheldon posts something worth reading and I could hardly understand it but knew every word he ment to say!


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