Quinte Fishing

Early one morning sheldon calls catcher and tells him he got a new duck hunting dog and they should get out........ Sheldon tells him he paid big bucks for this dog and had it flown in from down south in the states.
They agree on sunday so sunday comes and sheldon picks up catcher and off they go, they get to the edge of the swamp and catcher jumps out and starts grabbing his stuff. Sheldon says hold on a second lets see if this is a good place to hunt so Sheldon gets out the dog and casts it off in the direction of the swap. minutes later the dog comes back and jumps high in the air two times and barks twice
Catcher pipes up and says what the hell does that mean..... Sheldon says get in the truck lets find another spot. there is only 2 ducks in this swamp.
Off they head to another spot and Sheldon does the same thing by casting the dog into the swamp. Again the dog comes back and jumps 5 times, and barks five barks Sheldon looks at catcher and says 5 ducks, getting better lets try the swamp over at browns farm . so off they go .
Once at the brown farm again Sheldon casts the dog off and within minutes the dog comes back to the hunters... Catcher waits . and sheldon waits finely the dog picks up a stick in its mouth and walks over to Catcher and starts to hump catchers leg. Discusted catcher kicks the dog off his leg and tells sheldon that the dog is crazy .
Sheldon says Catcher get yer gun and come on there is more F*#&en ducks over there than you can shake a stick at!!