K, we need some warm weather here.....I'm gettin bored...
Top Ten Reasons Fishing is Better Than Hunting
10) You can't take a girl in a bikini in a tree stand.
9) Peeing out of a boat doesn't hurt your fishing - peeing out of a tree stand can seriouly reduce the chance of success.
8 ) Playing yur stereo in a tree stand severely limits the possibility of seeing a deer.
7) I'd rather hook myself than shoot myself.
6) It's a shorter, softer fall out of a boat than out of a tree stand.
5) Dragging a boat from the lake on a trailer is much easier than draging a deer down off the mountain.
4) Noboby is shooting at you.('cept the back bays in the fall)
3) Ugly orange clothing is not needed to stay alive.
2) A limit of fish fits in the cooler.
and the number one reason fishing is better than hunting....
1) Catch and release is sooo much easier.
more....
*)When hunting, you can't strap on the dead-man switch and haul butt 70 mph to your next stop
*)If you miss a fish, you don't scare the rest of 'em out of the county
*)Deer don't fit in live wells
*)You can't carry 15 different rifles into the woods.
*)A duck blind just doesn't look as good as a bass boat behind my truck.
*)You don't have to call a bass
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Ten reasons to hunt rather than fish.
10) No g*& d%$* jet skis.
9) A ten point buck looks much better tied to the fender than a 5 pound bass.
8 ) Hunting camp.
7) Guns.
6) You can hang the deer in the garage to show to your friends, hanging a fish in the garage just stinks.
5) Camo
4) Geting just one deer is a good season.
3) Deer jerky tastes a hell of a lot better than bass jerky.
2) $200 tree stand vs. $20,000 boat.
1) No conflicted emotions over "keep 'em or release 'em"
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