Quinte Fishing

FOR SALE (Heavily Used)

I have for sale one (1) heavily used/abused fishing partner. Able to consume large quantities of a variety of substances. Excellent beer-fetcher, able to provide comedic firepit entertainment. Fairly surefooted while imbibing, infrequent hurler. Snorer. Mechanically inclined, able to McGyver pretty well anything at any time, regardless of amount of imbibement. Answers to "snarfy" or "driver". Occasionally lazy/flatulent. Prone to chocolate attacks. XXL

Can catch fish. BBQs well. Hates egg whites and mushrooms. Able to smell/find cookies with excellent degree of accuracy. Comes with toolkit/survival suit.


Reason for selling?

lately has proven to be unreliable in that has expressed a need/desire to leave the Fall Get-Together early (as in Saturday afternoon) to attend corporate Xmas function. Suspect just wants to sit on Santa's knee, or perhaps score an elf.

Make Offer, bagged items accepted as are bottled substances.

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

If every thing you say about him is true... i like him... can he roll? Have you a picture as i don't want the fish scared.

I propose a trade Muxie, I'll give you Patio, a roll of duct tape slightly used, and 3 snap shots of the infamous double header" Patio is in a league by himself, having him in the Rainbow room would put you lads on the map. Muxie you tell Snarfy he's been bumped up to the Pickeral Palace and Jimbo is bringing the geetar and the massage table. I'll pre wrap Patio in the duct tape (he is quieter that way) and have him shipped to the rainbow room for y'all. Yes thats my final offer.

Is there a rift in the Bros in Law from the garage?

Surely, this office function CANNOT take precedance in the Annual Get To Gether?????

We'll see who shows up at the fire on the 24th.

Mux - we can talk again

David aka Superdad

Snarfy...Snarfy..Snarfy...

Is this true? Is the xmas work party the REAL reason you need to leave or is it something else? Do you realize what this will do to your standing in the pecking order? Are you nuts! The brothers will never let you live this down. You will have to perform certain garage rituals involving knee pads and other injustices to yourself just to try to make it up. These acts will haunt your dreams for ages to come. Think very carefully

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Dan Elliot - A bad day on Quinte is better than a good day at work !!!
http://www.quintefishing.com

Snarfy just do what I would do to shut them up. Go out Friday night / Sat AM and catch and catch your self a 12-13 lber. It dosen't have to be a double header like I would do but at least you're up there on the board. If no one can beat that by Saturday night you're on your way without any guilts, if they do then you may have some splaining to do. As far as you Jimbo now that you have bought shares in Howard's boat and call it your own you've become a bit of a trader. Not only does Howard do all the repairs, Jimbo needed a manual to take the drain plug out and still had trouble. I know my boat is parked and will be renting Kevvy's that's no reason to trade the guy who taught you how to use a net. It's great that you bring your guitar along but you must learn how to use it and I can't teach you everything. I'm bringing my old fishing partner I haven't seen in 25 years and I'm sure he still knows how to handle a net. You keep putting the duct tape on my list but this year I will leave it at home. Muxie, Wayne O Mac don't worry, I'm not for sale but I will be stumbling in and out of the Rainbow Room on the 25th. See you there boys!! Fish On!!

By the way boys, Snarfy is the big boss at his company and had the ability to reschedule the X'Mas party??? Can you believe it.

But family needs to stick family and I need to back him up because he doesn't know how to log on to this board and defend himself. That is a fact Dan !!! He cannot figure out how to log on and often blames you for this deficiency of his. Lol

O.k., back to defending him.....he leaves on his wife's b-day (24th) then leaves his bro's and crew that we only see once a year the next day at noon? Frankly, Muxie and I are a little embarrassed to bring him.

But Why? Because he's trying to kiss up to his Boss, get a X'Mas bonus and buy us a bigger boat. Yup, that must be it boys. The old kiss up to the bosses butt routine. I hope it works brother.

Looking forward to seeing you boys next Friday.

Wayne-O-Mac

Mac nice to hear from you, and Patio too , all on the same strand go figure

Patio's post was a nice read, kind of a prelude to the rant we can all ecpext this year at the camp fire. I have a sneaking suspicion Patio may just be the loudest dude at the get together this year....he is so tightly wound.

Snarfy...is it true he can not log on? That is too funny. Hey Kudos to you Mac for standing by your fishing buddy and laying the foundation for a primo seat in the new boat. I do however rember you missing a critical BOQ trip not so long ago Wayne O Mac and the boys likely know that you are just a stomach cramp away from not making this one. Muxie bring the knife and suture just in case.

Take care boys and I'll see you Thursday, hey last year I lost my favourite leather mitts at your place, did you by chance find them?

Nice, Jimbo! You don't miss a beat, do ya?

Excuses, excuses, everyone's got a frickin' excuse. If it isn't the urge to sit on Santa's lap or score an elf, it's a major organ failure. Always something. Wah wah wah, I wanna cookie (Jimbo?)

It would serve the Snarfster right if he were to miss a "Bob Suzuki Pant Rant", the "Dougie Double Dive" or some other momentous and historical happening.

I'm entirely sickened, wholly disappointed and quite frankly, embarassed by the whole sorry, mismanaged and poorly planned/calculated situation. To top it all off, you'd think that the offer to attend the "Xmas Function" would be extended to the Crew. But noooooo. Wants the elves all to himself, selfish bastardo. The shame is almost unbearable. Thank God I'm able to share the shame and shoulder the embarassment with Mac and DeProp (although Mac is on probation until after opener).

Although your offer of a straight trade of Patio/duct tape for Snarfarama was noted, it was immediately rejected by a crew vote. Snarfalicious has some redeeming qualities, although reliability seems not to be one of them.

I'll be incognito this year, if you don't recognize me around the fire, just look for the guy with the paper bag over his head, who isn't wearing Jimbo's mitts from last year, shooting the feces with SuperDad.

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

Ok Mux, I thought you were on my Team but with the recent offers I think I am going to go with Patio and the duct tape offer. My partner in the rear section of the boat DEPROP was the only person who did not respond to you post out of respect for the Team. Friday night will determine who the faders are. All you boys will hear on Friday night is how well Snarfy & Deprop did landing all those fish!!!!!
Dan, thanks for connecting me to the site and allowing me to defend my position in the pecking order.
Super DAD great to hear from you.
Jimbo, bring the massage table.
Patio, bring the great stories and the pictures of the double header.
Red Fisher, rolling has never been a problem however, walking tends to become quite difficult.
Thanks for the thursday morning LOL. See you all on Friday when I get back from landing all those fish

Snarfy

DeProp has not responded, not out of respect, but because he most likely is not aware of these posts, and he knows that you're delivering the Snow Pig.

Also, as you're driving him to Quinte, and as the DeProp usually covers his ass, will ACT like he's on your team even though deep down he's as disappointed in your performance as myself, Mac, Jimbo, Patio, SuperDad and Dan the Man. He just wants a peaceful, quiet drive to Merlands without having to hear a bunch of lame excuses, explanations, propoganda, reasons, what you're gonna tell Santa, how many elves you're gonna score, blah, blah, blah. His neck will be sore from nodding by the time he gets to the Rainbow Room.

Also, you know full well that as soon as you pull out of Merland's driveway on Saturday afternoon, you'll be ridiculed, talked about incessantly and blamed for everything. This will occur because DeProp is driving home with Mac and I, which means that he will switch allegiances as soon as your ass is off the property.

Come to think of it, the allegiance switch could come even earlier, depending on who catches the first fish. DeProp's fickle that way.

That's the way the club works, you know it and I know it. It's vicious, but it's ours.

Lastly, the Patio and the Duct Tape deal was for us to decide, not you. We've decided that even with duct tape, you're quieter than Patio and don't carry old photographs, so we've opted to keep you.

Better start being humble and apologetic or it could become ugly.

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

Well boys it sure sounds like we are all standing around the camp fire over at Merlands doesn't it. I just love it and frankly I can not wait to see the outcome. The stage is set for a battle royal in the rainbow room, and if snarfy nails a big eye on Friday boyz...look out. You'll be getting the snarf gears at least untill 9pm ....when he passes out.

I still think you should give more serious consideration to Patio and the duct tape. He meakes a mean cup of joe and loves to loose in pretty well any card game you can think of. I'll give you all of next week to reconsider, hell I am in no rush. No Dougie this year, he is off the medication and wound tighter than Patios pocket fisherman. Best to leave him at home.

On the upside I am bringing the Lund down for another try.
My co=owner Howard dropped the old girl at a hunt camp here in Quebec and I fetched her home last night, what a dark and rainy mountain driver that was. Snarfy the old mariner is running fine but bring the tool box just in case please. Are you lads thinking minnow and a jig this year or is it all troll?

See you boys soon.

De-prop hasnt responded out of respect for my club B Shnarfie. By the way, MAC is starting to show signs of general malaise, could this be another organ related wife problem???

Mux, it appears the you will be joining the Shnarfdeprop club,, anybody catch Dan's hot-tip on TV??

Deprop, whatchoo talking ' bout, son?

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN