Quinte Fishing

I have for sale one heavily used, rather portly, obnoxious brother-in-law who is unable to catch fish.

Comes with disgustingly filthy survival suit (XXXL) and assorted derelict tackle. Handy in any situation where an excuse is needed for poor performance, lack of results, etc.

High maintenance, requires constant top-up of fluids and vapors. Cannot drive a boat (constantly pulling to the right), yet is a full-time passenger seat critic while on the road. Prone to obsene gestures and suggestions. Flatulent (hence the filthy survival suit, I would suspect).

At times kinda sucky when beer supply is low. Able to procure beer when required (often illegally from the unsuspecting). Useless in a kitchen.

Still looking for good points, will report when found.

Make offer. Any offer.

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

I've got an old left show and a slightly eaten carrot that my 2 year old daughter just dropped on the floor?? Deal??

Whew! that was close..I thought my brother in law was on here complaining about me... :o Gary

Deal, walleyed assassin for a half-eaten carrot and an old shoe. Will arrange transfer payment through PayPal to Walleyed Assassin's brother-in-law. Always glad to broker a deal (particulary for unwanted items of dubious value).

I still have a brother-in-law for sale or lease, terms negotiable/non-refundable (he doesn't like carrots).

Got a used chew-toy? Last weeks paper? Stanley20footer's prescription?
All offers considered.

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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?

For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

Hey Mux,
I waited untill you went home from work to respond. See us management guys stay at work longer, work harder, talk softer and look better than you Medical type. I will take this fight out to the lake and give you a chance to catch one of those things you talk about catching but we seldom see [walleye]
As far as the half eaten shoe offer is concerned, I recommend you hold out for better . That duck tape Jimbo offered last year was a resonable offer in its day.
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