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Rolled into PicPark at around 1:30 Friday afternoon, crew and boat in tow. All involved pretty happy except for the Snarf, who'd lost his wallet after having left in on the boat at the Esso in Napanee. Left the boat and all the camp crap at PicPark and drove all the way back from PicPark to the Esso, scanning the side of the road looking for cowskin. Nada. Figured at least by the time we got back that the remaining crew, Mac and DeProp will have the camp set up.
Get back to camp and the lazy bazterdz have done squat, except to drink beer and urinate on the local flora and fauna. Camp gets set up, we start setting them up and before you know it it's past midnight, everyone's drunk and the park dies.
I myself, was unable to get out of bed on Saturday a.m. (much too hung), crew leaves without me, they fish the river and get jack except for multiple drum, perch, bass, etc. (but that's what happens when you leave Mux at home). They arrive back at camp by noon. Out again for the afternoon, 4 walleyes all in HayBay area, up to four lbs (that's what happens when you take Mux with you). All on jigs and worms, drifting with the sock. Disgusting wind. Gusts to like 45km/h.
My crew died early on Saturday night after a fish dinner, I arrived home from somewhere at 3:30am, let everyone know I was home by falling on them, etc. Two dead cots that night, both now beside the garbage. We were out on Sunday a.m. at around 7am, 4 more walleyes, biggest a little under five. Wind a little more reasonable. All fish in the HayBay area on jigs and worms.
Some guys boat sank at the dock, moored it the wrong way, a couple over the back and it was a U-boat. Sux to be him. Saw Ministry and OPP on the water, but no contact with us as Snarfy is convinced that the Ministry has him on a list and wants to avoid all contact like some kind of war criminal. Who knows with Snarfy, I think it's just the medication myself.
Great Weekend. Good company, some decent fish, no rain, what else can you ask for. We'll see the regulars at the Fall Get-Together.
Thank You, that is all. We return you now to your regular broadcasting schedule.
Mux
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Hey Snarf! Is that the Ministry? Mac, wake up!
Another beer, DeProp?
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