Quinte Fishing

The Walleyes Only Crew has found that there is a distinct, irrefutable and scientifically reproducable correlation (most likely biochemically-based), that Mux-Urine(TM) is an effective and consitent attractant for the aquatic species, Stizostedium Vitreum, namely the Walleye or Pickerel.

Our extensive research and field testing over many years has indicated, and statistical analysis has proven, that until Mux urinates in the lake, irregardless of temperature, wind direction, wave height, time of year, etc., fish are not caught by those in the Walleyes Only smokercraft. It is for this reason and this reason alone that Mux is situated in the bow of the boat.

As a caveat, it should be noted that bail buckets negate this formula, all Mux-Urine(TM) application must be performed from a standing position and must land directly in the lake. Urine receptacles upset the balance of the biochemical make-up of Mux-Urine(TM) due to the leaching of petroleum by-products inherent in plastic containers, coupled with the corrosive nature of Mux-Urine(TM).

The quality of the urine is of major importance. The biochemical composition must comprise of specific amino-acid ratios in order to be effective. The only successful formulation that we have found to date is a combination of red meat and fermented grain distillates.

Positioning is key, as stated earlier, Mux must sit in the bow of the boat in order to attain proper height to allow for maximum dispersion of the attractant and also to ensure that the application device does not come into contact with the actual lake surface.

When employed, ensure that the attractant is released in 250-400mL doses from the proper height for maximum dispersal. Foaming at the water surface is desirable. I should add that this attractant does not work in ice-fishing situations, as has been proven on many occasions by my use of Snarfy's hole as a laboratory setting.

I am willing to offer, for a limited time, this proven product to those that want to experience walleye fishing success. I would suggest that for maximum effectiveness, when ordering Mux-Urine(TM) online, that you forward copious quantities of red meat and fermented grain distillates along with your urine order to ensure product quality. All product will be shipped in sterile, glass containers to ensure that bail-bucket plastic leaching does not affect the formulation. Colour is not a factor in effectiveness, and will vary according to the time of manufacture. Free refills are offered on a lifetime basis at both the Opener (known as the Mux and Mac Opening Weekend) and at the Fall Get-Together (known as the Mux and Mac Weekend).

Thanks for your time, hope I didn't piss anyone off. If I did, well, you owe me money.

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For urine purchase call 1-800-MUX-URIN

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