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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:02 pm 
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Is it your long-term goal to professionally deride posters on the QuinteFishing.com website, to harangue them on their possession limits, size, etc., each time that they post a picture or a report of their day on the water/ice? Have you always wanted to be an on-line Ministry of Natural Resources & Deridement game warden? Do you hanker for a tin star, a flip wallet with scary identification? Would you like to strike fear in the heart of the average walleye angler?

If you answered "yes" to any of these question, then the Mux School of Natural Resources and Deridement is your one-stop education website for attaining an anal degree in professional Fisheries Management and Deridement.

You'll learn how to harass and demean the abilities of others, while at the same time achieving a modicum of self-serving grandeur. There's no need to actually congratulate these persons on their acheivements when there can be more satisfaction is uprbraiding them for daring to actually harvest a fish.

For a nominal fee of just $29.95, you too can become enrolled in the Mux School of Natural Resources and Deridement where you'll learn all the latest techniques in debasing, harassing and ridiculing your once fellow anglers while building up your own self-esteem!

Don't miss out on this exciting educational opportunity. Act now and you can learn about all the harmful aspects of Mux urine, its effect on the environment, its ability to breed gobies, cormorants and spiny water fleas. You'll learn how a couple kilos of salt on a ramp can kill all the whales in the Atlantic, how two-stoke motors increase global warming, melt arctic ice and render polar bears impotent.

Don't delay. Classroom size is limited to one person at a time, so as to avoid injuries to the student body.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:18 am 
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well put, only one thing. will those really anal people understand what has just been said.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:41 pm 
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Thanks Again Mux

You made me laugh and smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:45 am 
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One question??.. Do you get a tee shirt?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:55 am 
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Grizzly wrote:
One question??.. Do you get a tee shirt?

Not too worried about the Tee Shirt for some, they can buy or make up thier own but at $29.95 I hope they get an Officially Anal Retentive Certificate.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:08 am 
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Where do you come up with this stuff? :P


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:24 pm 
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Mux obviously has way too much time on his hands.....


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:46 pm 
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Mux

You've got WAAAAAY TOOOOO MUCH time on your hands, your brain is crying to be creative and create a sit-com for fishers.

David aka Superdad


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:54 pm 
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Just protecting your virtue, Supe.

Gotta suck up if I ever want to bum a cigar in the future.

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